In My Current Opinion

Winged
Assistance

This being the 20th anniversary issue of The Monthly Aspectarian, there has been great pressure put on me by some of the good people around the office (you know who you are) to write a retrospective article. But I don't want to. I did that at 10 years and at 15. Of course, I gratefully thank all those whose efforts over the years have helped the magazine evolve. (And you know who you are, too.) The one entity that I have not thanked or ever written about is the small winged entity from either heaven or hell that propelled me into making the leap into publishing the magazine as a full time occupation.


by
Guy Spiro

I drove transit bus for 11 years. Yes, 35- and 40-foot buses . . . punching transfers, making change and absolutely hating it. Now there is nothing wrong with being a bus driver or doing any other kind of work. Any work is honorable if it is done with pride and in the right spirit. I, however, did it without either of those and my war stories would make most people laugh but I am not proud of much of my performance.

It wasn't all bad. I drove through the North Shore suburbs of Chicago, mostly on Sheridan Road along Lake Michigan. These are some of the most affluent and gloriously landscaped neighborhoods in the whole Chicago area. I watched the seasons turn and the sunrises over the lake and had plenty of time for thought and contemplation. There were many wonderful moments and while I did appreciate the pluses, I allowed the minuses to all but blot them out. There I was, driving a route that a Chicago Transit Authority driver with 25 years seniority probably couldn't get, and I called my bus my rolling torture chamber.

As The Monthly Aspectarian grew from a newsletter into a magazine, I swore to myself that the very minute the magazine could support my family, I was gone. I'd be on the bus one day and gone the next. No notice, no goodbyes, just gone. Well, the day arrived. It was in the late summer and Matt, our third child, was due in early October. I thought "Gee, we have a kid on the way, and great insurance benefits, and maybe I'll stick around for a few more months."

There were always these well-tended flower beds around the Linden el station . . . and, of course, flowers mean bees. As you may know, in the late summer and early fall as pollen production drops off, the bees seek sugar sources elsewhere. It was not unusual for bees to follow soda pop cans or a woman's perfume onto the bus.

There is a new station there now, but all of the buses that leave Linden still turn left up 3rd Street when they leave. So there I was, that bright and shining morning, making that left turn that I had made thousands of times before. The left turn that I used to say I could have made blindfolded using the bumps in the street to guide me. There I was making that left turn and swatting at a bee buzzing over my head with a rolled up newspaper - when I heard this loud Whumph!

Looking down, I saw the car that had been signaling a left turn but had taken a right pushed up onto the corner and bent like a boomerang. As I opened to door to get out to see if the driver was okay, the bee flew out the door with me. I'm sure I heard it laughing all the way back down the street to the nest.

I drove that bus back to the barn knowing full well I wasn't supposed to because I knew it was the last time I'd be behind the wheel of #8120. And true to my vow, I was there one day and gone the next. There are many who have aided in so many ways in the evolution of The Monthly Aspectarian and once again I thank you all. But this is the first time I've acknowledged in print the assist I received from my little black and yellow buddy.

 

 

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