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World-Win Precedential Campaign To Continue By the time many of you read this, the 2004 election will be history. There’ll be dancing in the streets ... or there’ll be no joy in Mudville. Or, maybe the Undecideds will carry the day after all, and the election will still be up for grabs. No matter whose buns are warming the seat of power come January, we the people must continue to provide the leadership to make sure our leaders never again mislead us into the bewilderness. As my guru Harry Cohen Baba used to say, “Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.” And if we look back on the past four years, there has been plenty of negativity—and plenty of development. In the wake of 9/11, a worldwide blisskrieg was launched to raise the laugh-force on the planet enough to change our course from Armageddon to Disarmaggedon. Millions have been struck by enlightening, realizing that now is the time to live our spiritual ideals—because it is too late to do it sooner. To counteract the fear-based “code orange” and the “state of emergency” perpetuated by the Department of Homeland Insecurity, millions of American Evolutionaries and spiritual Fundamentalists (accent on fun) have declared “code green” and a “state of emerge ’n see.” That is where we emerge from our fearful hiding places and see that we must be the evolutionary changes we seek. Instead of waiting for the hundredth monkey, people every day are waking up and declaring, “Well, I’ll be a hundredth monkey’s uncle, I am the hundredth monkey!” So what is the best way to keep the blisskrieg going so that the planetary karma shifts into higher gear—instead of the downshift we have seen the past few years? I say it is time we get back to fundamentals of Fundamentalism: “All for fun ... and fun for all!” This is not to be confused with un-fun fundamentalism, which has left the planet with plenty of toxic dogma-doo to clean up. Actually, fun-based Fundamentalism may be the only way left to teach these old dogmas some new tricks. Humorological studies show that when laughter is applied to a petrified Belief System (B.S.), the toxic B.S. is released as harmless bubbles of laughter that actually improve the atmosphere. And what we are left with is pure gold. I am, of course, talking about the Golden Rule. Yes, when all the B.S. is boiled off and evaporates into thin air, the undertruthing foundation for all religions is some version of the Golden Rule. That is why we Fundamentalists say it’s time to start practicing what all the major religions preach. Guaranteed, if we make the Golden Rule our golden ruler we will have chosen a new precedent indeed. The key to voluntarily human evolution is to make a shift—individually and as a world community—from “doo-doo unto others” to “do unto others.” What if we enrolled in a One-Step Program to experience our Oneness? Step One: Actually practice all for One, and One for all. This will surely increase happiness on the planet, raise the laugh force—and maybe even restore the Bozone Layer. And once we’ve enrolled ourselves in this Fundamental practice, let’s become enrolling stones and enroll all of our government and public institutions to follow the Golden Rule: No killing, no stealing and no perjury. What if each corporation had to hire an ombuddhasman to make sure they’re doing everything by the Golden Rulebook? What do we have to lose? In other words, why not go for heaven on earth—just for the hell of it? © Copyright 2004 by Steve Bhaerman. All rights reserved. To find out more about Swami’s new book, Swami for Precedent: A 7-Step Plan to Heal the Body Politic, please go to www.wakeuplaughing.com or call toll free 866-525-0778. Excerpted from Swami for Precedent: A 7-Step Plan to Heal the Body Politic and Cure Electile Dysfunction. © Copyright 2004 by Steve Bhaerman. All rights reserved. To find out more about the Swami and his new book, please visit him online at www.wakeuplaughing.com or call the Swami hotline at 800-SWAMI-BE. |
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